View Full Version : Free Kisses...
mountainlion
05-16-2010, 04:27 AM
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses." Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
1TRAKER
05-16-2010, 05:20 AM
Next time maybe he should come with his wife :dance:
Sylvie
05-16-2010, 05:38 AM
We now know the owner ain't gay!
mountainlion
05-17-2010, 03:01 AM
Next time maybe he should come with his wife :dance:
Might be a good idea.
mountainlion
05-17-2010, 03:01 AM
We now know the owner ain't gay!
For sure! LOL!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mountainlion
06-17-2010, 06:11 AM
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call her hot lips huh?
Call her hot lips huh?
lol, smokin hot!
mountainlion
06-18-2010, 06:05 AM
lol, smokin hot!
LOL! I guess so!
LOL! I guess so!
Of course with a husband named Bubba, maybe not! :hiding;
mountainlion
06-19-2010, 07:03 AM
Of course with a husband named Bubba, maybe not! :hiding;
Has to be a Southern thing.
Has to be a Southern thing.
LOL... definitely! Who knows, she could be a hottie!
mountainlion
06-20-2010, 06:03 PM
LOL... definitely! Who knows, she could be a hottie!
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I've noticed in the deep south some of the ugliest men can get knock out women. It's very strange!!!
Wire Master
06-25-2010, 03:26 AM
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mountainlion
07-04-2010, 10:39 AM
I've noticed in the deep south some of the ugliest men can get knock out women. It's very strange!!!
I agree.
mountainlion
07-04-2010, 10:39 AM
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I agree.
I wonder where average women can get knock out men? :hiding;
mountainlion
07-05-2010, 09:33 AM
I wonder where average women can get knock out men? :hiding;
Sure I can help you out with that if you want.
Sure I can help you out with that if you want.
hmmmmmmmm.................now I'm curious LOL
mountainlion
07-05-2010, 08:47 PM
hmmmmmmmm.................now I'm curious LOL
You won't be dissappointed either.:clapping:
You won't be dissappointed either.:clapping:
oooooooooh! Now I'm REALLY curious! *wink wink*
mountainlion
07-06-2010, 04:06 AM
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deja2412
07-08-2010, 04:25 PM
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mountainlion
07-09-2010, 02:18 AM
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Blondie
07-12-2010, 06:07 PM
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POD !!!
1TRAKER
07-12-2010, 07:40 PM
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SUNNY
07-13-2010, 02:35 AM
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x73/mopparo/engracadosmagia15-1.gif funny honey~~ lol~~
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ON YOUR POST OF THE DAY SWEETIE!!:cheeky:
ozzman60
07-13-2010, 02:39 AM
Bubba is broken!
:bang:
Congratulations on your
Post Of The Day!!
:clapping:
~Dreamer~
07-13-2010, 02:48 AM
I've noticed in the deep south some of the ugliest men can get knock out women. It's very strange!!!
that's because we are all knockouts!:hiding; Wish I could say the same for the men around here!! lol
~Dreamer~
07-13-2010, 02:49 AM
Congrats on POD!!:hugs:
that's because we are all knockouts!:hiding; Wish I could say the same for the men around here!! lol
LMBO!!!!!!!!!! I should have known that was the reason behind it!!!! :hugs:
Wire Master
07-13-2010, 02:53 AM
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chatroux
07-16-2010, 05:45 AM
If I'm to get free kisses, it would depend on the source!!!
If I'm to get free kisses, it would depend on the source!!!
I agree with you!
mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:12 AM
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POD !!!
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:13 AM
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:16 AM
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x73/mopparo/engracadosmagia15-1.gif funny honey~~ lol~~
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x73/mopparo/congratulations-3.jpg
ON YOUR POST OF THE DAY SWEETIE!!:cheeky:
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:17 AM
Bubba is broken!
:bang:
Congratulations on your
Post Of The Day!!
:clapping:
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:19 AM
Congrats on POD!!:hugs:
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:20 AM
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:23 AM
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mountainlion
07-17-2010, 12:24 AM
If I'm to get free kisses, it would depend on the source!!!
Very true! Wanna Kiss? LOL!
SUNNY
07-17-2010, 02:45 AM
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SWEETIE ON YOUR POST OF THE DAY!!
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You're welcome hunni, beautiful pic btw!
Very true! Wanna Kiss? LOL!
I see how you are, kissin all the cats LOL!
mountainlion
07-18-2010, 06:20 AM
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SWEETIE ON YOUR POST OF THE DAY!!
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mountainlion
07-18-2010, 06:23 AM
You're welcome hunni, beautiful pic btw!
Appreciate that Darlin.
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mountainlion
07-18-2010, 06:25 AM
I see how you are, kissin all the cats LOL!
LOL! Just having fun Hun.
LOL! Just having fun Hun.
Of course you're having fun, kissing everyone... LMBO!!!
mountainlion
07-23-2010, 02:59 AM
Of course you're having fun, kissing everyone... LMBO!!!
Wanna Kiss?
Wanna Kiss?
Not if you're givin' them to everyone LOL!
mountainlion
07-25-2010, 08:21 AM
Not if you're givin' them to everyone LOL!
Guess I got my answer.
Guess I got my answer.
so was it a yes or no? :p lol
mountainlion
07-26-2010, 06:44 AM
so was it a yes or no? :p lol
Pretty sure it was no from you.
Pretty sure it was no from you.
can't say I blame your choice... picking to kiss lots of women opposed to just one picky kitty LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mountainlion
07-26-2010, 06:03 PM
can't say I blame your choice... picking to kiss lots of women opposed to just one picky kitty LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would prefer the latter one.
Would prefer the latter one.
awwww :blush:
You flatter me hunni
mountainlion
07-26-2010, 06:24 PM
awwww :blush:
You flatter me hunni
Thanks Doll.
Thanks Doll.
no, thank you!
mountainlion
07-26-2010, 09:03 PM
no, thank you!
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:hugs:
You know I just like to tease ya
mountainlion
07-27-2010, 06:04 AM
:hugs:
You know I just like to tease ya
I know huh!
I know huh!
Very much! I think you like it too...
mountainlion
07-27-2010, 07:57 AM
Very much! I think you like it too...
Yes I do!
Yes I do!
lol! At least u don't deny it!