mountainlion
07-23-2010, 03:04 AM
I don't care where you are coming from, you have to admit this
> > is clever. In fact it may be the way to save the nation!
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> > DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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> > THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
> > IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR,
> > I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
> >
> > Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
> > socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
> >
> > We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the
> > sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election
> > process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
> > tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
> > generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its
> > course.
> >
> > Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not
> > ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it
> > on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
> > irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
> >
> > Here is a model separation agreement:< br> Our two
> > groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
> > taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but
> > I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.
> > After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective
> > representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since
> > both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
> >
> > We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
> > You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you
> > hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA
> > and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry
> > and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep
> > Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however,
> > responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
> > move all three of them.
> >
> > We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations,
> > pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can
> > have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
> > homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
> > We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
> > rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
> >
> > You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
> > retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
> > You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies
> > or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
> > security.
> >
> > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome
> > to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and
> > Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no
> > longer be paying the bill.
> >
> > We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
> > cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
> >
> > You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
> > prac ticing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a
> > luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the
> > Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy
> > to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to
> > Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
> >
> > We'll practice trickle down economics and you can
> > continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
> > Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,
> > our name and our flag.
> >
> > Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
> > other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you
> > do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
> > parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose
> > help in 15 years.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > John J. Wall
> > Law Student and an American
> >
> > P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin
> > Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
> >
> > P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when
> > you call our country.
> > is clever. In fact it may be the way to save the nation!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > DIVORCE AGREEMENT
> >
> > THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
> > IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR,
> > I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
> >
> > Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
> > socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
> >
> > We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the
> > sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election
> > process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
> > tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
> > generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its
> > course.
> >
> > Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not
> > ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it
> > on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
> > irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
> >
> > Here is a model separation agreement:< br> Our two
> > groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
> > taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but
> > I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.
> > After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective
> > representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since
> > both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
> >
> > We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
> > You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you
> > hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA
> > and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry
> > and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep
> > Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however,
> > responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
> > move all three of them.
> >
> > We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations,
> > pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can
> > have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
> > homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
> > We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
> > rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
> >
> > You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
> > retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
> > You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies
> > or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
> > security.
> >
> > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome
> > to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and
> > Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no
> > longer be paying the bill.
> >
> > We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
> > cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
> >
> > You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
> > prac ticing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a
> > luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the
> > Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy
> > to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to
> > Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
> >
> > We'll practice trickle down economics and you can
> > continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
> > Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,
> > our name and our flag.
> >
> > Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
> > other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you
> > do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
> > parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose
> > help in 15 years.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > John J. Wall
> > Law Student and an American
> >
> > P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin
> > Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
> >
> > P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when
> > you call our country.