jms_mlr
07-04-2010, 01:09 AM
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Caught off guard, and shaken at his innocent little girl asking
such a question, he starts babbling about the birds and the
bees.
Then he looks at her bewildered expression and decides the best
option is to tell her the truth. He sits her down, and tells her
about conception, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about
puberty, menstruation and he thinks, 'what the hell,' and goes on
to tell her the works. He tells her about orgasms, masturbation,
and even shows her a picture of a penis and vagina.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the
time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this
sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex
for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of
secs..."
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Caught off guard, and shaken at his innocent little girl asking
such a question, he starts babbling about the birds and the
bees.
Then he looks at her bewildered expression and decides the best
option is to tell her the truth. He sits her down, and tells her
about conception, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about
puberty, menstruation and he thinks, 'what the hell,' and goes on
to tell her the works. He tells her about orgasms, masturbation,
and even shows her a picture of a penis and vagina.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the
time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this
sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex
for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of
secs..."